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Never Lie To A Smart Woman

Silly Sunday” is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus each week and you can click the link to be transported there. Here is how it works: If you’re in need of a laugh today and you’re either a blog reader or fellow blogger, click on the various links below. They will take you to the various “Silly Sunday” 

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participants who have posted a laugh for you to read. Enjoy and please be sure to leave comments on the ones that make you chuckle! Bloggers LOVE comments!:)If you’re a fellow blogger reading this…. PLEASE link up! Here’s how:

  • Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc.
  • Add the URL to the funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the week over at Comedy Plus.

Here is BLOGITUDES’ entry for this week: 

NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN

A man calls his wife on the phone: “Honey, I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get a promotion – so could you please pack enough clothes for a week, and set out my rod & fishing box? We’re leaving from the office so I’ll swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pajamas, too!”

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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she does exactly as her husband asked.

The following weekend the husband returns home looking a little tired but good.

The wife welcomes him home & asks if he caught many fish.

“Yes,” he says. “Lots of salmon, blue gill & a few swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?”

“I did,” his wife replies with a scowl. “They were in your fishing box. ”

 

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Hi! I'm Marcia Shaw Wyatt - the creator and author of Blogitudes. I'm a married, full-time working Western New Yorker. I'm also a daughter; sister; step-mom; and aunt. And I'm a writer. I created Blogitudes to publish a mix of things that I like to write about with hopes that you'll find my posts both entertaining and uplifting. To learn more, please visit my About Me page, and if you have questions, please drop by the Contact Me page. Thank you much for stopping by today! I'd love it if you'd leave a comment! :)
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