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A Farmer’s Day In Court

Silly Sunday” is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus each week and you can click the link to be transported there. Here is how it works:

  • Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc.
  • Add the URL to the funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the week over at Comedy Plus.

 

Silly Sunday

 

Here is BLOGITUDES’ entry for this week:

 

A FARMERS DAY IN COURT

 

A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.

silly sundayIn court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot lawyer was questioning Angus.

“Didn’t you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’” asked the lawyer.

Angus responded: “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I’d just loaded my fav’rit cow, Bessie, into da… “

“I didn’t ask for any details”, the lawyer interrupted. “Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine!?’”

Angus said, “Well, I’d just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin’ down da road…. “

The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Angus’ answer and said to the solicitor: “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie.”

silly sundayAngus thanked the Judge and proceeded. “Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav’rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin’ her down de road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came thundering through a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin’ and groanin’. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.

silly sunday“Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her
condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

“Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, ‘How are you feeling?’

“Now wat da heck would you have said?”


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Hi! I'm Marcia Shaw Wyatt - the creator and author of Blogitudes. I'm a married, full-time working Western New Yorker. I'm also a daughter; sister; step-mom; and aunt. And I'm a writer. I created Blogitudes to publish a mix of things that I like to write about with hopes that you'll find my posts both entertaining and uplifting. To learn more, please visit my About Me page, and if you have questions, please drop by the Contact Me page. Thank you much for stopping by today! I'd love it if you'd leave a comment! :)
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