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  A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, “Free Beer For Life If You Can Pass Our Test!” He asks the bartender, “What’s this ‘test’ you have?” The bartender says, “Well first, you gotta chug a gallon of pepper tequila. Next, you have to go out back and pull the […]

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  One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, […]

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  St. Peter is the receptionist at the entrance of Heaven. A cat shows up and St. Peter says, “I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn’t cause any trouble, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing that you’ve always wanted.” Cat: “Well, I […]

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  A blonde woman walks into a bank in New York City before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?” The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.” The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls […]

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