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Sunday is Joke Day on Blogitudes, and once again, I’m happily linking up with Silly Sunday via Comedy Plus to post mine.  :)I hope you’ll enjoy this one  and if you’re in the mood for more, you’ll find a list below showing links that will lead you to the other great jokes in today’s linkup. Happy Sunday everyone! It’s time to get your laugh on!

 

NOT SO SMART

 

smartThere were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done to determine who should get the parachutes.

One person said that he was the smartest thing to ever hit the face of the Earth, and that he was too smart to die. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft.

The second person said that she was too important to die, she had children and a family to take care of, and they depended on her to care for them. So, she took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft.

The third person said that he was too important to die because his family depended on him for survival. He was the head of household and the sole bread winner. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft.

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The wonderful word prompts assigned for the One Word Blog LinkUp this week are Wonderful or Confused.

I have to admit that for a few days I was a bit confused about which word to pick to write about.  :) Wonderful or Confused? I love both words and I had post-writing ideas that I could easily use in each. Which word to settle on? That was the question.

After much deliberation, I did what I often do when preparing to write a post. I searched famous quotes. And that’s when I found…

 

wonderful

 

And that quote settled my dilemma.

 

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Do you write? Do you have a blog? Do you ever WANT to write, but sometimes have trouble thinking of something worthwhile to write about? Do you stare at a blank computer screen wishing inspiration of some kind might strike you?

Most writers do. I do.

And then along comes…

 

The One Word Linkup

 

one word

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Sunday is Joke Day on Blogitudes, and once again, I’m happily linking up with Silly Sunday via Comedy Plus to post mine.  :)I hope you’ll enjoy this one  and if you’re in the mood for more, you’ll find a list below showing links that will lead you to the other great jokes in today’s linkup. Happy Sunday everyone! It’s time to get your laugh on!

 

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CLASSES FOR WOMEN….

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

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