Sunday is Joke Day on Blogitudes, and once again, I’m happily linking up with Silly Sunday via Comedy Plus to post mine. I hope you’ll enjoy this one … and if you’re in the mood for more, you’ll find a list below showing links that will lead you to the other great jokes in today’s linkup. Happy Sunday everyone! It’s time to get your laugh on!
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU’VE SEEN IT ALL
An old farmer went to town to see a movie.
The ticket girl said, “Sir, what is that on your shoulder?”
The old farmer said, “That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes.”
“I’m sorry, Sir,” said the ticket girl. “We can’t allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken.”
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge.