Sunday is Joke Day on Blogitudes, and once again, I’m happily linking up with Silly Sunday via Comedy Plus to post mine. I hope you’ll enjoy this one … and if you’re in the mood for more, you’ll find a list below showing links that will lead you to the other great jokes in today’s linkup. Happy Sunday everyone! It’s time to get your laugh on!
NOT SO SMART
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done to determine who should get the parachutes.
One person said that he was the smartest thing to ever hit the face of the Earth, and that he was too smart to die. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft.
The second person said that she was too important to die, she had children and a family to take care of, and they depended on her to care for them. So, she took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft.
The third person said that he was too important to die because his family depended on him for survival. He was the head of household and the sole bread winner. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft.